Snoqualmie - City of Eminence

Eternal Yard Sale – 02-24-2025

02-24-2025 For Sale This Week: Titanium churros TMNT action figures that bleed VHS: David Lewis’s recording of Super Bowl XXVII dubbed over with Nexpo loudly chewing gum and moaning 9,000…

Mayor Defiant February 24, 2025

Eternal Ball Pit

Eternal Yard Sale – 02-17-2025

Rutger Hauer-shaped salt lick Duolingo’s decomposing mascot VHS: Eelcat, Queen of the Ass-Eaters 3,500 extra-moist volkswagon Beetles Jam Kelly Brand Football Player-Flavored Jarred Preserves VNYL: Johnny Cash Explains Battlestar Galactica…

Mayor Defiant February 18, 2025

Eternal Ball Pit

Eternal Yard Sale – 02-10-2025

Mayor Defiant February 10, 2025

Eminence City Hall

From the Mayor’s Desk: Homelessness

The City of Eminence, sadly, only exists in my mind and as a Discord server online. It is my emotional and digital home, not a physical one. My physical home…

Mayor Defiant October 5, 2024

Eminence City Hall

From the Mayor’s Desk: Silofest Liberals

Performative activism has become the norm in American society thanks to a social media landscape where liking a post or buying a cosmetic item in a game supposedly helps a…

Mayor Defiant September 28, 2024