- Rutger Hauer-shaped salt lick
- Duolingo’s decomposing mascot
- VHS: Eelcat, Queen of the Ass-Eaters
- 3,500 extra-moist volkswagon Beetles
- Jam Kelly Brand Football Player-Flavored Jarred Preserves
- VNYL: Johnny Cash Explains Battlestar Galactica Live at Folsom Prison
- “The Bourgeoisie” written on a yellow plastic ball with a sharpie and an unsteady hand
